My Body Is A Machine That Turns Cigarettes Into Smoked Cigarettes Hoodie

My Body Is A Machine That Turns Cigarettes Into Smoked Cigarettes Hoodie
My Body Is A Machine That Turns Cigarettes Into Smoked Cigarettes Hoodie
My Body Is A Machine That Turns Cigarettes Into Smoked Cigarettes Hoodie
My Body Is A Machine That Turns Cigarettes Into Smoked Cigarettes Hoodie
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Estimated delivery dates: Dec 4, 2024 - Dec 12, 2024
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Unisex Standard T-Shirt

SizeChest WidthShirt Length
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
4XL30 in34 in
5XL32 in35 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Unisex Hoodie

SizeChest WidthShirt LengthSleeve Length
S20 in27 in33.5 in
M22 in28 in34.5 in
L24 in29 in35.5 in
XL26 in30 in36.5 in
2XL28 in31 in37.5 in
3XL30 in32 in38.5 in
4XL32 in33 in39.5 in
5XL34 in34 in40.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Unisex Sweatshirt

SizeChest WidthShirt LengthSleeve Length
S20 in27 in33.5 in
M22 in28 in34.5 in
L24 in29 in35.5 in
XL26 in30 in36.5 in
2XL28 in31 in37.5 in
3XL30 in32 in38.5 in
4XL32 in33 in39.5 in
5XL34 in34 in40.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Men's Zip Hoodie

SizeChest WidthShirt LengthSleeve Length
S19.25 in27 in33.5 in
M21.25 in28 in34.5 in
L23.25 in29 in35.5 in
XL25.25 in30 in36.5 in
2XL27.25 in31 in37.5 in
3XL29 in32 in38.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Men's Long Sleeved T-Shirt

SizeChest WidthShirt LengthSleeve Length
S18 in28 in33.5 in
M20 in29 in35 in
L22 in30 in36.5 in
XL24 in31 in38 in
2XL26 in32 in39.5 in
3XL28 in33 in39.5 in
4XL30 in34 in39 in
5XL32 in35 in40.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Men's V-Neck T-Shirt

SizeChest WidthShirt Length
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Men's Tank Top

SizeChest WidthShirt Length
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Ladies Long Sleeve T Shirt

SizeChest WidthShirt Length
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Ladies T Shirt

SizeChest WidthShirt LengthSleeve Length
S17.25 in25.5 in13.25 in
M19.25 in26 in14 in
L21.25 in27 in14.75 in
XL23.25 in28 in15.75 in
2XL25.25 in28.5 in16.75 in
3XL27.25 in29 in17.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Ladies Hooded Sweatshirt

SizeChest WidthShirt LengthSleeve Length
S20 in26 in32 in
M22 in27.5 in33 in
L24 in28 in34.5 in
XL26 in29.5 in35.5 in
2XL28 in30 in37 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Ladies Tank Top

SizeChest WidthShirt Length
S15 in27.56 in
M16.1 in27.95 in
L17 in28.35 in
XL18.1 in29.13 in
2XL18.9 in29.53 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Ladies V Neck T Shirt

SizeChest WidthShirt Length
S17.25 in25.5 in
M19.25 in26 in
L21.25 in27 in
XL23.25 in28 in
2XL25.25 in28.5 in
3XL27.25 in29 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Youth T Shirt

SizeChest WidthShirt LengthSleeve Length
XS (4-5 years)16 in20.5 in13.5 in
S (6-7 years)17 in22 in14.5 in
M (8-9 years)18 in23.5 in15.5 in
L (10-11 years)19 in25 in16.5 in
XL (12-13 years)20 in26.5 in17.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Mug

Twill Cap

360 CrownFront Crown
22.24 in12.6 in
Visor's LengthVisor's Width
6.69 in4.53 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Tumbler

Cloth Face Mask

Baseball Jersey Shirt

SizeLengthBustShoulder
S29.92 in34.65 in14.96 in
M30.31 in37.8 in16.14 in
L30.71 in40.94 in17.32 in
XL31.1 in44.09 in18.5 in
2XL31.5 in48.03 in19.69 in
3XL31.89 in51.97 in20.87 in
4XL32.28 in55.91 in22.05 in
5XL32.68 in59.84 in23.23 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Basketball Jersey Tank

SizeLengthBust
XS27.6 in39.2 in
S28.4 in40.8 in
M29.2 in42.4 in
L30 in45.6 in
XL30.8 in48 in
2XL31.6 in50.4 in
3XL32.4 in52.8 in
4XL33.2 in55.2 in
5XL34 in57.6 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Basketball Suit

SizeLengthBustShoulderPant LengthsWaistHip
XS24.8 in36.22 in13.39 in18.11 in23.62 in38.58 in
S25.79 in37.8 in13.78 in18.9 in25.2 in40.16 in
M26.77 in39.37 in14.17 in19.69 in26.77 in41.73 in
L27.76 in40.94 in14.57 in20.47 in28.35 in43.31 in
XL28.74 in42.52 in14.96 in21.26 in29.92 in44.88 in
2XL29.72 in44.09 in15.35 in22.05 in31.5 in46.46 in
3XL30.71 in45.67 in15.75 in22.83 in33.07 in48.03 in
4XL31.69 in47.24 in16.14 in23.62 in34.65 in49.61 in
5XL33.07 in48.82 in16.54 in32.28 in36.22 in51.18 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Hawaiian Shirt

SizeLengthBustSleeve
XS27.17 in37.8 in16.54 in
S27.95 in40.94 in17.32 in
M28.74 in44.09 in18.11 in
L29.53 in47.24 in19.09 in
XL30.31 in50.39 in19.88 in
2XL31.1 in53.54 in20.87 in
3XL31.89 in56.69 in21.65 in
4XL32.68 in59.84 in22.64 in
5XL34.25 in62.99 in24.02 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

My Body Is A Machine That Turns Cigarettes Into Smoked Cigarettes Shirt Black
Our Style: Men T Shirt, Women T Shirt, Long Sleeves, Hoodie, Sweatshirt Plus Size
Our Size: S, M, L XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, Plus Size
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T Shirt:

  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Made with sustainably & fairly grown USA cotton
  • Decoration Type: DTG
  • Size Chart

Hoodie:

  • 8 oz; 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface
  • Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Print Method: DIGISOFT™
  • Size Chart

Zip Up Hooded Sweatshirt:

  • 8 ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Front pouch pockets; Full athletic unisex cut
  • Two-ply hood with matching drawcord
  • Decoration type: Embroidery
  • Size Chart

Sweatshirt:

  • 8 oz; 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel & no pilling
  • 1×1 athletic rib cuffs & waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Print Method: DIGISOFT™
  • Size Chart

Long Sleeve T Shirt:

  • 5.3 oz, 100% cotton preshrunk jersey knit, Sport Grey 90% cotton/10% polyester
  • Seamless double-needle 7/8 inch collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders with double-needle bottom hem
  • Decoration Type: DTG
  • Size Chart

V Neck T Shirt:

  • 4.2 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton; 30 singles
  • Dark Grey Heather is 52/48 cotton/polyester
  • Side seams, Unisex sizing; Coverstitched v-neck and hemmed sleeves; Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Decoration type: DTG
  • Size Chart

Tank Top:

  • 3.8-ounce, 100% polyester
  • Ultra breathable & moisture-wicking
  • Removable tag for comfort
  • Athletic, sleeveless, crewneck
  • Print Method: DIGISOFT™
  • Size Chart

Ladies Long Sleeve T Shirt:

  • 5.3 oz, 100% cotton preshrunk jersey knit
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Seamless double-needle 1/2 inch collar; Tearaway label; Missy contoured silhouette with side seam
  • Decoration Type: DTG
  • Size Chart

Ladies T Shirt:

  • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
  • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
  • Decoration Type: DTG
  • Size Chart

Ladies Hooded Sweatshirt:

  • 9-ounce, 65% ring spun combed cotton, 35% polyester
  • Twill-taped neck; Front pouch pocket, & Dyed-to-match drawcord
  • 3-panel hood, rib-knit details at cuff & hem
  • Colorfast & Shrink-resistant
  • Print Method: DIGISOFT™
  • Size Chart

Ladies V Neck T Shirt:

  • 5.3 oz, 100% cotton preshrunk jersey knit, Sport Grey 90% cotton/10% polyester
  • 1/2 inch mitered v-neck collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders with cap sleeves
  • Decoration Type: DTG
  • Size Chart

Ladies Tank Top:

  • 4.5-ounce, 50/25/25 poly/ring spun cotton/rayon, 32 singles
  • Back neck tape; 1×1 rib trim neck and arm openings
  • Curved hem
  • Decoration Type: DTG
  • Size Chart

Youth T Shirt:

  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Seamless double-needle 3/4 inch collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration Type: DTG
  • Size Chart

Mug:

  • High quality ceramic mug
  • Dishwasher safe
  • Microwave safe
  • White gloss 11 oz
  • Decorated with full wrap dye sublimation

Twill Cap:

  • 100% cotton twill
  • 6 panel embroidered; Adjustable Hook and Loop closure
  • One size fits most
  • Decoration type: Embroidery
  • Size Chart

4 reviews for My Body Is A Machine That Turns Cigarettes Into Smoked Cigarettes Hoodie

  1. Kaylin Serena –

    Great. I like the shirts here. It’s quality.

  2. Lucas Anthony –

    Super fast delivery, great material, and I am simply loving it!!! Looking forward to make my next purchase 🙂

  3. Sarra Cannon Dylan –

    Fast shipping and best of all, a great gift for photogeeks

  4. Bryan Phoenix –

    I really appreciate the customer service that was provided on my order. I was visiting in the UK and wanted to purchase a long-sleeve round neck shirt to take back to Canada as I could save on the shipping. The customer service representative was incredibly helpful in getting the package sent to my holiday accommodation in a timely manner. I wish I could get your products more easily in Canada. They are the best t-shirts I’ve ever purchased.

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  • Processing Time: It takes 1 - 2 days to ship your order to our warehouse, put your name and address on it and ship out.
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My Body Is A Machine That Turns Cigarettes Into Smoked Cigarettes Hoodie
My Body Is A Machine That Turns Cigarettes Into Smoked Cigarettes Hoodie